Pong®. A blast from the almost ancient past. I remember it well, if you don't then good for you.
Pong® was (and now thanks to SCBP and some old curious bastards, still is) a game of pure skill.
It was played in the olden times by wizards with long beards in pubs,
drinking pints of Newcastle Brown Ale.
Sometimes it was played by curious ladies, too. They were often better than the men.
See Rugby, Football and Cricket for more details.
Pong®, for those who don't know, was played on an old TV set, with a cathode ray tube,
and the lamest graphics you ever did see.
SCBP will also play Pong®. It will display the lamest graphics you ever did see, too,
in glorious black and white. And it will win.
SCBP will also play Pong® in colour. And 3D. And will STILL win.